"Let's face it, when you drink you smell - good as far as I'm concerned..."
Professor David Titus: GOVT 299, talking about the British pub scene
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"That Russell Crowe, whoo, he's an attractive guy. I would sleep with him...if I could get over this whole heterosexual thing."
-Professor Charles Lemert, Sociology
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"So, you can find out what my test-giving practice is....before it DESTROYS you!!" - Scott Higgins (FILM 304)
On discussing the first test of the semester
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"Make sure that it's truly brilliant. Maybe test it against somebody who's sober."
-- Professor John Finn, GOVT 203: American Constitutional Law, on the fine art of paper-writing
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"That Russell Crowe, whoo, he's an attractive guy. I would sleep with him...if I could get over this whole heterosexual thing."
-- Professor Charles Lemert, Sociology
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"Don't put your hand there, you're not Michael Jackson."
-- Javanese Dance Teacher, while teaching students a new move
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"That Russell Crowe, whoo, he's an attractive guy. I would sleep with him...if I could get over this whole heterosexual thing."
-- Professor Charles Lemert, SOC 152: America as a Global Thing, in one of his many digressions
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"If Mark knew what was coming down the pike he'd shit in his pants."
-Professor Cameron, Religion 212, New Testament, in reference to the Gospels of Mark and Matthew.
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"I'm sorry, I just spaced out while you were talking."
Professor Moon, GOVT 159: The Moral Basis of Politics, showing his students good listening skills
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"Nuns always scare me...that's the important thing"-Scott Higgins, FILM 304
discussing his inner fears with the class
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